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What’s the worst Harry Potter theory you’ve ever heard? (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh boy, where to begin? There's a bunch that range from implausible, to unsettling, to simply absurd:

Crookshanks used to live with the Potters
Hagrid is a Death Eater
Voldemort's rudimentary body was Bertha Jorkins' unborn child
Draco actually loved Hermione
McGonagall had an affair with Crookshanks
Harry hallucinated the events of all seven books
Wizards used to sh*t on the floor and vanish the evidence
Snape was Harry's real father the whole time
Mrs Norris is a maledictus and Filch's wife
Voldemort secretly had a daughter

[–] Chiarottide 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the shitting on the floor theory is actually a quote from the fourth book, also they don't wear underwear when wearing tunics and robes

[–] SwordInStone 4 points 9 hours ago

no and no