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[โ€“] zarlin 332 points 1 week ago (13 children)

The real issue is already going 3 months without source control.

[โ€“] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I have heard things from another apprentice who just does not use version control at all and the only copies are on his laptop and on his desktop. He is also using node.js with only 1 class and doesn't know about OOP (not sure if you even use that in js no clue ๐Ÿ˜…) and has one big file with 20k lines of code I have absolutely no clue how he navigates through it

[โ€“] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I know the type. Usually the kind of confident know-it-all who refuses to learn anything but delivers changes really quickly so management loves them. I had the misfortune to fix such a project after that 'rock-star' programmer left the company. Unfortunately the lack of professional standards in our industry allows people like that to continuously fail upwards. When I left the project they rehired them and let them design the v2 of the project we just fixed.

[โ€“] LANIK2000 10 points 1 week ago

Jesus, reminds me of a similar story. My gf once lost a job to someone who literally just pasted code into LLMs, also delivering quickly, even tho it was hot garbage. Anyhow, she spent a lot of her time fixing his shit and so her output went down. I hope that company burns to the ground with completely un manageable software.

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