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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't even drink alcohol. What makes you think they allow caffeine?

[–] Snowclone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Picard has actual earth produced wine from his family's own ancient vineyard in stock. They usually just don't drink alcohol unless it's a special occasion, but synthol has the same effect, it just wears off faster, so people can drink within 4 hours of a shift.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kaboom, wrong about everything as usual.

[–] Snowclone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Kaboom is the person you corrected. That's thier name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"there's coffee in that nebula"

They clearly allow it, whether or not most partake is another matter. I'm also not familiar with anything saying they don't allow alcohol, just that synthetic is a widely used alternative