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[–] learn2swim 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)
  • Sir, you can't leave without paying for that donut.
  • But I just paid for it! Here's the receipt.

And that's why you need a receipt for a donut.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quickly stuffs donut into mouth.

Wfathf Donutfff?

[–] Professorozone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eat the chewed donut problem solved

[–] Professorozone 2 points 1 day ago
[–] markstos 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.

He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.

[–] meliaesc 5 points 1 day ago

You can see how the main issue wasn't the receipt, right?

[–] AnUnusualRelic 8 points 2 days ago

Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?