this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
792 points (97.3% liked)

Comic Strips

12701 readers
5125 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Jfc, my wife does this. And it works every fucking time

[–] AceBonobo 99 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a good wife. You should marry her.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I also choose this person's wife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I also choose this guys wife

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
[–] BradleyUffner 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She sounds awesome. Do you know if she's seeing anyone, in like a serious way?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Nah, she's got this one old, worn out bastard pf a sasquatch, but she's a free agent otherwise

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost 10 years in and my wife is like "I can't believe you love these so much still"

I don't understand that comment honestly

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Yeah, boob owners seem to not fully appreciate the sheer joy of having regular access to boobs for a boob lover. It's like, "I can see and/or touch those forever? Hell yeah!" But I guess if you aren't a boob lover, having them might make them become old hat after the first few years.

The good news? My wife is leaving me her boobs in her will.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hint, you should be sad more often.