this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'll risk Japan has a vending machine to cater to your specific liking.

[–] Cort 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And another 40,000 that'll scald your dick with pipping hot ramen if you try something like that.

Make sure you know which kind you're about to use, as the odds are not in your favor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in popping hot ramen? o.0

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It looks like they are all out on banning fun

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pictures or it does not exist. And a video of actual use would be welcome.