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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

0 emissions

FYI: Horses fart and methane is a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide.

[–] solarbabies 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Humans also fart methane, is that a reason not to ride them?

[–] Valmond 6 points 1 month ago

No.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca 5 points 1 month ago

If your ride consents to that, just pug the hole.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 13 points 1 month ago

I'm also intrigued by the "costs $1000 and $750/year to maintain" claim, as the horse people I know spend closer to 20x that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they um also breathe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not through the mouth though.