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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is this guy getting a horse for $1,000 from?

[–] roguetrick 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean if you want any old horse and can transport it you can often get them for free. They're like pianos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does a horse not transport itself ?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Not in a way amenable to seal the deal a few cities across, unless you get a one way ride up there and you’re prepared to camp/hotel a few nights on the way back

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Isn't that the point though. He's replacing his car with a horse because apparently a horse makes more sense in this guy's world.

If after buying the horse you have to use a vehicle to transport it, doesn't that invalidate the argument?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I guess, we'd have to consult with the horse-pilled anon OP if he meant to replace absolutely all driving with horse riding, but I was assuming his take was mostly about day to day trips and not necessarily all trips.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see, guess I didn't plan all the way through

[–] solarbabies 5 points 1 month ago

Don't blame yourself, they just don't teach horses in school anymore

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can often get them for free

The maintenance cost of a "free" horse is anything but

[–] roguetrick 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh I'm not discounting that. Free pianos don't tend to be cheap either to get tuned, and that's if you can even tune them in the first place.