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Its great, I, personally, am teaching my girls to check other's allegiances and ideologies before they get to know them. If they even lean conservative I've told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw. Dont associate with conservatives, dont allow them to reproduce, dont give them the comfort of social human connections that everyone needs.
You tell your daughters to not let other people reproduce? How old are they?
Sounds kinda like "your body my choice" is you ask me, not letting other people reproduce.
Here's to hoping it's a typo of "don't have children with them", but that's a hell of a typo.
It's pretty extreme. I'm picturing two 7 year olds being forced to listen to what they said.
If they even actually have any kids to begin with.
You're a lot closer than you'd think. In another comment, they say their oldest is not yet a teenager.
Gotta be a rough household to live in.