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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Nuke_the_whales -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol the third party candidates are also anti Palestine. That's why you should not make another country's war, your one issue election in your own country. Especially when every candidate is against you. All you did was allow the worse one to win, insuring the destruction of Palestine which is now on your hands. Way to support genocide

[–] inv3r510n -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice circular logic there bud. You late for after school debate class? Is mom checking your homework?

[–] Nuke_the_whales -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever. I'm done arguing with you Americans. I used to think you guys were stupid, now I know you're actually fascists. You've collectively become the dumbest people on earth

[–] inv3r510n 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol, you’re not even American and you’re arguing about this? Do you even know how the electoral college works? Do you know how any of our government structure works?!

If you took every single third party vote across the country and gave all of them to Harris in just the swing states (some democracy we’ve got…) trump still would have won, in a landslide no less. And still won the senate, and it looks like the house is still projected to go Republican as well.

I’m a Vermonter. Vermont was going in a landslide to Harris (president), sanders (senate), and Scott (governor) no matter who I voted for on any of those lines. I voted third party in all three of those races (I once worked for the sanders campaign in 2015 but I’m so tired of his milquetoast bullshit as of late) and then in other local races it was a split ticket. For example, Vermonts Republican running for state treasurer wants to divest state pensions from blackrock. Meanwhile, the democrat incumbent just gave typical mealymouthed democrat party platitudes that were completely meaningless. The Republican in that race got my vote because they earned it.

The entitlement of libs is unreal.