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Seriously, something similar was an actual rumor back in the day: He was former special forces, with plenty of tattoos representing his missions and the people he'd killed.
Well, he also liked swimming, and many could attest that he didn't have any tattoos. His only "vice" was that when he was alone, he sometimes enjoyed swimming naked.
Source: I honestly don't remember. Feel free to fact check me.
I have heard all your rumors before except this one.
I don't entirely believe it, but I appreciate it just the same. Mr. Rogers rumors are fun and outlandish
I don't believe the rumor that he's naked underneath his clothes. It's pullovers all the way down
I don't want to picture it, but I could see him enjoying it.
There's something about swimming naked. It scratches an itch you didn't know you had. It's absolutely freeing.
And then, sometimes, you get to have sex afterwards, which is cool for a lot of people.