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carrot.py (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by n3cr0 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

only hobbyists and artisans still use the standalone carrot.py that depends on peeler.

in enterprise environments everyone uses the pymixedveggies package (created using pip freeze of course) which helpfully vendors the latest peeled carrot along with many other things. just unpack it into a clean container and go on your way.

[–] PoastRotato 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

So you're saying pymixxedveggies is bloated?

[–] turbowafflz 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Big Carrot is coming for your stew

[–] RampantParanoia2365 1 points 3 weeks ago

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Which is essentially the type of workarounds enterprise systems admins have to come up with as solutions.