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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Only about a century old. Let's go for another 100.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dammit, those laws allowing virgins to vote!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

a wife could be a virgin, maybe not according to the GOP but there's no reason the wife needs to have sex with the husband

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Basically US can create US LLC and deny to anyone based on anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Will say "it is not goverment, so it doesn't count"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you are saying they will privatize elections somehow as a loophole around following the constitution, I am skeptical

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No, I mean private company beating everyone who they don't want to see on elections