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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

[–] herrvogel 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's the Elven Rope that's light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that's thin and impermeable.

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure they had them, but they're incompatible. Can't make Elven Ropes while wearing an Elven Condom.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough, but I think we can agree that Tolkien elves were bad at planning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

He could have just given them all narrow urethras like Hank Hill