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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.

[–] Mozingo 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they'll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like "take one per child".

This is a play on that, but it's a bump of cocaine per child. You're supposed to snort it using the key.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

snort it using the key.

What?.. This is the part I don't get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm also still confused, which side of the key? Isn't filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little ... bump... of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's just a makeshift way to scoop it and snort it. It's doesn't get any more complicated than that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Gonna need a banana for scale fam.

[–] thenextguy 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This has nothing to do with that.

[–] thenextguy 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then what's the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb 5 points 3 weeks ago

Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.

I'm pretty sure that's it.