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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well I think I can confidently speak for all "meat and potatoes" men when I say that not only would this not change my mind, I think I'd never be able to look at a prune in the same way again after eating this

[–] AnUnusualRelic 6 points 2 days ago

"Eating this"?

I would possibly examine, dissect and document this. But eat?

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would change my mind about ever spending time with this person ever again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

No, in fact this was NOT a good meal. You get no points, and may god have mercy on your soul!