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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 2 months ago by FenrirIII to c/showerthoughts
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[–] satans_methpipe 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What if i have -0.001 kids?

[–] satans_methpipe 2 points 2 months ago

Chop off the end of some kids finger.

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[–] CookieOfFortune 2 points 2 months ago

Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

[–] satans_methpipe 1 points 2 months ago

Kill someone else's kid.