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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
I've found it's more effective to be a little funny instead of being an enormous cunt.