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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[–] chonglibloodsport 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The worst is when an otherwise great app does that! And they also send really important notifications too, so you can’t just disable notifications!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many apps have "notification channels" (on android), to customize what notifications you get. You could choose to disable some notifications and keep others.

[–] chonglibloodsport 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are apps able to lie though? Say, by putting ads into the same channel as essential notifications?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes and some do it constantly. Other have say two channels and just name them like “important stuff” and “really important stuff” and just mix ads in both.

There was a time, when the Amazon App complained every time you opened it (and every few pages of browsing) that not all notifications were allowed and constantly nagged you to turn them on, if you disabled any categories in the app or notification channels.

[–] chonglibloodsport 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah so the feature actually sounds completely useless against a determined adver~~sary~~tiser. At the very least, apps should have no way of knowing whether notifications are turned on, including no means of knowing whether a notification was displayed or not.

App stores should also make a policy of banning apps that don’t explicitly keep all their ads in an advertising channel.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably yes. But most apps probably behave well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The type of app to send you ads through your notifications are the type that don't implement this, bundle them with "important" things, or just straight up lie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably depends on the developer. Friendly independent neighborhood developer? Well behaved. Corporate app developer? Get fucked pleb.

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Send a bug report every single time it happens.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Issue #363 - My phone notified me about an add

Issue #366 - My phone have notified me about ads twice

Issue #372 - My phone have notified me about ads three times

That's the good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starbucks does it for me. The same notification channel is for orders and "announcements" which is essentially ads

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ya, easy. Stop going to Starbucks. They union bust by closing stores to shit on their employees. Terrible company. If you are a patron of Starbucks, you earned that shitty app and all that comes with it.