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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (5 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] Delphia 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

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