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[โ€“] Glitterbomb 60 points 3 months ago (6 children)

The third political party in the US should be The Woodchipper. You don't vote for candidates, just The Woodchipper. If The Woodchipper gets the majority of votes, all the candidates on the ticket get tossed in a fucking woodchipper and we start the election over with new candidates.

This fixes our problems, in a uniquely American way.

[โ€“] FrowingFostek 7 points 3 months ago

Televise this, just as Carlin intended.

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