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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Kaiyoto to c/witchymemes
 

Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.

Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I answered the door naked once (I was enroute to the shower), they haven't bothered me since.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had a friend who did that after getting out of shower one morning. He was headed to bed after a twelve hour shift and they had woke him up three Saturdays in a row. He was 5'8'' and around 160 pounds but we called him Big Ed. Guess why?

[–] P00ptart 3 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing he had big teeth? /s