Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
You can also chase them off your property by saying you've been excommunicated, and they'll never come back.
Considering that's not the term they use, it would not be very effective. They would know you're lying.
Since you didn't actually provide a good response, it's called disfellowshipped.
Thank you!!!! I just need to figure out their term in Portuguese now and I'll be golden here in Brazil and when I finally move in with my BFs in the USA
desassociação
As an organization that's all about missionary work, they predictably very good with having a translation for everything to every language.
e.g. https://www.jw.org/en/library/magazines/w20150415/disfellowshipping-a-loving-provision/
Thank you very much!!! That is incredibly helpful!! Now I'm actually excited for the next time they come knocking! Shame I didn't know this last sunday when they passed by my house, but now I know!!