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Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.

Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I wish I could've participated in that study, I love magic!

DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*

Me: *Claps gleefully*

DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*

Me: I didn't like that one as much

DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*

Me: I'm still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?

[–] Entropywins 9 points 2 months ago

I know devil vagina magic has caught me up a few times