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[–] Just_Pizza_Crust 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

My stepdad used to tell me about "spider karma" when I was little. Basically, all spiders are a part of a gang, and if you squash one they'll just think he must've stepped out of line or something. However if you squash 3 or more, the spiders will all start talking to each other and plan out attacks on you when you're most vulnerable. Sleep attacks are the most common, but occasionally they'll get so pissed they choose to hide in a jacket or shoe and sacrifice everything just to inflict a little pain and terror for killing their mums or siblings.

I used to actually believe this btw.

Edit: why the downvotes to OP? home maintenance is always the best method for keeping pests out. No need for spiders indoors if ya dont have bugs indoors!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

I just remember the very 2007-ish inverse of this: Look out for your local spider gang, and they'll look out for you. XD

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I downvoted because of the title's implication that OP kills spiders for no reason. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] cm0002 -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Termination on sight", being seen in my house is the reason, I leave them alone if they're outside and away from entrances

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

being seen in my house is the reason

Yeah, that's a bullshit reason, so I downvoted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it moves, kill it. It applies to spiders, millipede, mimics...etc

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

House centipedes are the friendliest of home bugs. And they have a million legs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Tiny eldritch horror! They way they move is so freaky. Especially since they are always in my bathtub. One time i opened my door for a package bam came right in the front door.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha heck yeah. They’re insane, leggy terrors who don’t want to/can’t hurt me. I had a pet one when I lived with my folks a million years ago, u der their chest freezer. I named him Petey. He was missing one of his million legs. I loved him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Very wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I'm terrified of everything and violence is the default. I blame my mom for watching so many horror movies when I was a kid. One time I was work and saw a shadow scurry by my foot, panicked, and immediately stepped on it. Was a mouse.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just started believing it... 😳

[–] Just_Pizza_Crust 8 points 1 day ago

Listen, all I'm saying is that I'm not 100% sure I'd exist if I didn't believe in spider karma. Better safe than sorry, especially when it costs you nothing.

[–] cm0002 4 points 1 day ago

Judging by all the spiders I've killed at this point in my life I'm probably on the most wanted (non-exterminator) board LMAO