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Do you typically heat your butter knives to several hundred degrees?
Where do you think the phrase "like a hot knife through butter" came from?
I think the intent is to soften the butter, not caramelize it.
how on earth do you get through life without baking butter knives?
I’m not saying it’s never happened to me (it hasn’t, but that’s neither here nor there, I measure the effectiveness of adhd treatment by rate of cooking fires so it may just be my recipes here), but how is it happening so often it’s a regular occurrence to a degree you think of it as universally regular?