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This is why even though I am pan, I have a preference for men. Girls drop signals that I ain't catching. A dude will just be like "I'm hard. Wanna suck it?"
Shit, I had a GF break up with me because she said I never touched her. Well yeah; I'd ask if she wanted to, she'd say no, then sulk that I listened to her. 🤦♂️
In an uber driver. Had a passenger ask if I was gay. I told him no. He said “that’s too bad, because I’d pay you $100 to suck your dick”
So straightforward. So little wasted energy.
Anyway, I got some groceries now so that’s one thing off the list.
How was it?