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Information security expert dressing code (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Phoenix3875 to c/[email protected]

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Clothes dirty, code clean!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I once wore a tie to a meeting and I swear it made all the dipshits in ties feel that their opinions on technology were as valid as mine.

I gave away all of my ties after that meeting.

The world just isn't safe for everyone else when us non-dipshits wear ties.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what if I'm the dipshit? I fucking hate formal wear and I'll die before I willingly enjoy dressing up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Good catch! But - anyone who is capable of asking "am I the dipshit?" almost certainly is not one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I just know I'm a bad engineer. No matter how hard I work to understand things like JS, large scale file organisation in a production codebase confuses me. Why is this a component? Why is this code in app.js and not in a component? Why do these things appear in this position on the page? Note that I'm still asking this with 3 YoE, so I don't feel great about myself haha.