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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Then get a fucking tattoo on your forehead saying Do Not Resuscitate.

Otherwise I'm going to assume you want to live, like 99.9% of humanity when they need CPR.

[–] DempstersBox 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An honest, actual recovery with CPR is less than half of that 3% 'success' rate that gets bandied about. A true, 'this person actually healed up and had a life afterwards' recovery is less than half a percent.

It's freak accidents that happen to young people. Like 45 or younger.

Most people getting CPR are medically fragile already-hence the fucking heart stoppage-and foisting a chestful of broken ribs on top of whatever chronic ailments they already have does nothing but extend their suffering.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)