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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Then get a fucking tattoo on your forehead saying Do Not Resuscitate.

Otherwise I'm going to assume you want to live, like 99.9% of humanity when they need CPR.

[–] DempstersBox 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An honest, actual recovery with CPR is less than half of that 3% 'success' rate that gets bandied about. A true, 'this person actually healed up and had a life afterwards' recovery is less than half a percent.

It's freak accidents that happen to young people. Like 45 or younger.

Most people getting CPR are medically fragile already-hence the fucking heart stoppage-and foisting a chestful of broken ribs on top of whatever chronic ailments they already have does nothing but extend their suffering.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

19.9% if started immediately

https://lemmy.ml/comment/13555268

As you put it in your other comment: "ignorant cunt"

[–] DempstersBox 0 points 1 month ago

Stay the fuck away from me, and anyone you see having a medical emergency

[–] DempstersBox 0 points 2 months ago

Where's your tattoo that says you're an ignorant cunt?

EMTs and paramedics aren't allowed to acknowledge DNR tattoos, you literally have to file paperwork in your fucking county to have a signed, notarized DNR mean anything.

And they're still going to break every goddamn rib in your chest before they look up the paperwork