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[–] NutWrench 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

" . . . and an RV and a garage full of boats and jet skis."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oil Industry Guy When Gas Prices Go Up: "Oh no! It costs so much money to drive my big truck and cool my enormous house and afford business class airplane tickets and now I can't afford my Carnival Cruise to Florida! This is the fault of the Evil Communist Green Party Democrats! Only Republicans can fix it!"

Oil Industry Guy When Gas Prices Go Down: "Oh shit! Oh fuck! I'm unemployed, broke, foreclosed on, and drowning in debt! This is the fault of the Evil Communist Green Party Democrats! Only Republicans can fix it!"

Oil Industry Guy When It's Time To Form A Union: "Fuck you, you fucking socialists. I don't need the government to do anything for me. I can pull myself up by my own bootstraps!"

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But during all those scenarios...RECORD PROFITS FOR OIL INDUSTRY

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 4 points 2 months ago

Amazing how that happens seemingly no matter what.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 3 points 2 months ago

...And a large and expensive gun collection, and tons of NASCAR paraphernalia.