Found this in the depths of my storage. Not sure where its from but might improve the day of some people ^^
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Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn't just a single dropped packet
Geez...we all have learning experiences but I feel node down and packet dropped should be a clear distinction in the mind of anyone in IT...but people will surprise you
Full stack dev/ops: "We can't keep having these emergency calls just because Solarwinds dropped a packet."
Me: "I'm running a continuous ping and it's all timing out."
FSD: "Well the server is up."
Me: "I understand that. Trace looks like it's dropping at the MPLS router."
FSD: "So it's a monitoring issue."
Me: "No you clod, it's networking."
Network VP: "A few dropped packets are normal, what's the problem here?"
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