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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Java is also a lot of fun in this regard. They've actually dropped support for java 8 about 2.5 years ago. But Oracle has added a "premium subscription" that gives companies another decade or so of extra support to delay updating their code even further. https://endoflife.date/oracle-jdk

[โ€“] MHanak 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't java generally backwards compatible? I switch java versions willy nilly in my (small) projects and never really noticed any problems when upgrading the version

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes sure, but not forwards compatible. That means if you need to fix a bug or add a feature in a project that is build on java 8, you cannot use language features from later versions. They are pretty important features at that, like a workable Http client, modules, container compatibility, records and enhanced switch statements. It is not fun to work like that, it's what makes good programmers want to become chicken farmers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you complaining that older versions of Java don't have the features of newer versions of Java...?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No, of course not. The complaint is having to work with outdated materials.

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