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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes.

LMAO, I thought that was funny.
I guess this means I am also a dumb one.

[โ€“] jaybone 3 points 3 days ago

Making a clever joke, and then following it up with a completely juvenile joke or dumb observation is also a valid strategy. Shows you can be smart but not aloof.