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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I visited the US in 1999.
After I left, everything turned to shit.

[–] stardustpathsofglory 44 points 1 month ago

Thanks to you. You shouldn't have left.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Fuck you, get back over here. How dare you steal our happiness.

[–] someguy3 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The peak of our civilization.

^According to Mr. Smith.^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It really seems like it was.

[–] ZeffSyde 3 points 1 month ago

So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM