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Oh no, they've got almost all bases covered by now?
They forgot the really boring Pentecostal churches that only allow singing songs that were written before 1793 and just read the Bible on the pulpit.
No interpretation, no exhortation just, here's the words... you have attended church now.
The kind of people that put raisins in potato salad and can detect a single flake of pepper in a gallon of soup.
The pastor is always like 83 years old and shakes so violently they had to install dampers into the pulpit to keep it from rattling too loud for the congregation to hear what he's saying.
And his wife is always like 67 for some reason, so it's not that weird anymore but it is weird that they've been married for 53 years which means that they got married when she was 14 and he was 30.