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[–] eran_morad 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro. I saw the light and left academia shortly after my phd. I make a very good living doing other shit, mainly managing money and people. I do better than most tenured profs. So can you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] eran_morad 2 points 2 months ago
  1. Get phd.
  2. realize it’s a fucking scam.
  3. look for jobs.
  4. find one, realize it’s a viable career path.
  5. be strategic about pivoting until you’re handling accounting and investments.
  6. learn shit.
  7. get fat pockets.