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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

[–] mkwt 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.