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Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.