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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] billiam0202 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

[–] acosmichippo 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

[–] cybervseas 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's all you can eat though, so there's that

[–] billiam0202 6 points 2 months ago

He's 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.