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I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize... (self.showerthoughts)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/showerthoughts
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Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

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[–] someguy3 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

CF?

[–] Dubiousx99 14 points 2 months ago

I’m guessing CF stands for cluster fuck.

[–] ThePantser 7 points 2 months ago

Carbon fiber

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I think it's "critical fail"

[–] gofsckyourself 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cunt Fuck
Crowded Florist
Crammed Fart
Cool Flow
Colostomy Fist

[–] cymbal_king 4 points 2 months ago

Crusty finger