Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize... (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Rhynoplaz to c/showerthoughts

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Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

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[–] someguy3 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

CF?

[–] Dubiousx99 14 points 1 month ago

I’m guessing CF stands for cluster fuck.

[–] ThePantser 7 points 1 month ago

Carbon fiber

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think it's "critical fail"

[–] gofsckyourself 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cunt Fuck
Crowded Florist
Crammed Fart
Cool Flow
Colostomy Fist

[–] cymbal_king 4 points 1 month ago

Crusty finger