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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera (theonion.com)

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damnit I ate the onion 😔. I have brought great shame to my family

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No shame in 2024. Onion and real world are 100% blur now.