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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine tried to convince me to get Factorio a couple days ago. Couldn't help but feel like he was a junky trying to get me to try just a little bit of heroin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's more like crack or meth. You start a gamenin the early evening and suddenly it dawn's outside. I hate myself for loving a game which basically simulates the job of "process optimization"

[–] ashok36 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always describe it as a puzzle game where all the puzzles are designed by an idiot and that idiot is you.

[–] woodenskewer 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 2 months ago

As a chef, the spaghetti can fuck off. I want to build lasagna.

[–] bbuez 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey if your actual job is process optimization, you get to enjoy it twice as much 🥲

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never played factorio, but I am an industrial engineer and my builds in the minecraft mod create make my wife sad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not even come close to Factorio or it will be your Ex Wife. Trust me Bro!

[–] villainy 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Satisfactory, however, will be 100% totally safe and good for that marriage. Trust me bro!

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 months ago

Dyson Sphere Project is exactly what that marriage needs! There's a multiplayer mod so the wife can show him good optimization.

[–] bbuez 2 points 2 months ago

Whatever you do, don't install clockwork and valkerien skies. You maybe become but a memory to your wife

[–] LookBehindYouNowAndThen 3 points 2 months ago

I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

I realized yesterday that it's basically my job if it was fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

wait until you find out about Shapez 2