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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 110 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If God is real he'd have let me stay illiterate

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God doesn't come around these parts

[–] Iheartcheese 33 points 4 days ago

I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.