this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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The Truth About Tim Walz

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Tim Walz is a LIAR. This community is about outing his lies!

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(Thank you, John Oliver).

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey that's actually wild, I gotta know how Al takes care of himself, rather look like him than Walz when I'm their ages.

[–] perviouslyiner 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not being a schoolteacher probably helps!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Making a ton of money doing what you love probably doesn’t hurt either.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And not binging booze and drugs early in his career...

[–] AliasVortex 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to chalk it up to the 🎵 aluminum foil 🎵

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There's a big conspiracy!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The hair thing is mostly just genetics. So nothing really you can do about it naturally.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would say genetics and he has a rather healthy lifestyle being vegan and all. I'm 40 now and i still look like 20 years ago. The other day i saw i guy i went to school with and he looked like my dad. He was smoking a pipe and had a crown haircut and grey hair and gained a lot of weight. Having 3 kids didn't help either i guess.

[–] TheTechnician27 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

vegetarian* although I think he's said that he tries to avoid eggs and dairy. There does appear to be some emerging evidence that a vegan/vegetarian diet can significantly slow the epigenetic clock, but I don't know to what extent I trust that without more studies that can be reviewed in a meta-analysis (this 2024 study was performed on twins over the course of 8 weeks). Still, though, I won't complain if it turns out to be true.

Edit: I mean the reason Tim Walz has aged so much is because of how evil and hateful he is!!