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[–] baldingpudenda 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it's also for cardiac arrest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.

[–] HappycamperNZ 4 points 3 months ago

Call of the void.

Yeah, id probably join you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That's what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.