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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF? (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Lizardking27 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

I'm pretty sure you can just select pdf when saving the file in word.

Edit: lol wasn't really commenting on the politics of this post, just being pedantic about word processing software. Please don't read any political meaning into my statement lmao.

[–] egrets 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One candidate is 78 years old, types in all-caps, and forgets what he was saying halfway through a sentence. For my money, I think it's a fair bet that the difference between a PDF and a native MS Word file eludes them.

On second thoughts...

Come to think of it, a regular client of Epstein's teenage human trafficking ring probably know more about 'PDF files' (ahem) than most of us.

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