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[–] TwoBeeSan 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] MataVatnik 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] Mango 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Agent641 3 points 2 months ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[–] steventhedev 7 points 2 months ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland