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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Coreidan 1 points 1 month ago

Being an utter shit stain doesn’t make you punk.

Punk has nothing to do with counter culture for the sake of being a toxic shit stain.

If you think this is punk then clearly you don’t know the first thing about it.

This reminds me of the dip shit republicans who play “Fortunate Son” at their rallies thinking it’s a patriotic song not realizing it’s actually a song that calls out the rich for being pussies. How ironic.