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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] 13esq 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Drivers that want to queue in single file when you should use all available lanes and then merge in turn at the front.

REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Edit: I really want to know the thoughts of the people that downvoted this lol

[–] Magnergy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simple, orderly zippering when a lane actually ends is the way. Wasting that useful pavement to create slower traffic and more traffic jam is insane and should be ticketed.

[–] 13esq 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The most infuriating are the wannabe policeman that straddle both lanes to stop people passing.

Like, if you wanna sit in a queue for no reason then good for you, don't stop people passing that have actually bothered to read the highway code.

[–] Magnergy 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. It isn't about cheating, fairness, who got in a lane first. Isn't territory to defend. We don't have to enforce rules on each other. The traffic planners and road crews went through a bit of effort with like signs and cones and shit to tell us where they want us to merge. Zippering helps everyone go faster. Kinda why the planners want us to do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Got into that with my MIL once.

When confronted with the idea of leaving an emergency lane in a traffic jam, she also vehemently insisted she'd never done that.

That woman shouldn't drive.

[–] Snowclone 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know this could be controversy...